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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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