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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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