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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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