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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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