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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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