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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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