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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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