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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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