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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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