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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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