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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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