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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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