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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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