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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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