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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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