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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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