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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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