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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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