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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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