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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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