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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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