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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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