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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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