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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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