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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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