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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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