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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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