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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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