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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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