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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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