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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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