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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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