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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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