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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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