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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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