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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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