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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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