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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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