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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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