Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.