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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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