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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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