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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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