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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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