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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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