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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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