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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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