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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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