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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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