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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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