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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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