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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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