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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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